Mr Beach Bum.com

It’s Friday, the perfect day to share with you this weeks’ top 5 most hilarious search phrases for MrBeachBum.com - Which can often be very entertaining as you’ll soon discover.

“My Bum.com” - Yes indeed, several people who apparently search for their own bums online in fact found them here on MrBeachBum.com. You know who you are!
“Up the bum.com” - Wow, that is some serious porn this person is looking for. Sorry you didn’t find it here, but if you’re looking to get screwed, check out RichJerk.com today!
“Viagra” - Not sure why my site came up for this person, after all I am quite the stallion. But if you’re the poor soul who went looking for a, ahem, lift, then sorry that you ended up here. Maybe you should check out just about any email in your spam folder - I’m sure you’ll find what you’re looking for there.
“Stare Bum.com” - Um, yeah. Not even sure what to think here. Do you like to stare at bums or have you somehow managed to get people to stare at yours?
“Do your thing bum bum” - I like how they repeat bum bum. Otherwise, I got nothin’… Anyone wanna take this one?

A lot of people who are just starting out tend to get confused as to which is the best way to track their results. Many webhosting providers offer built in statistics and there are numerous free and paid services you can utilize to count your visitors for you. But in the end, what does all this data really tell you?

Back in the early days of the web, hits were all the rage. You pretty much weren’t worth a darn if your site didn’t have a high hitcount. While this method of tracking is still in use today, it is only a small fraction of the overall picture of a site’s performance. And yet, as you may have already found out yourself, there is still no single measure of performance that will suffice for everyone. Let’s take a look at some of the tracking methods available, shall we?

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