As many of you know, I enjoy looking at my search phrases and usually get a kick out of some of the search phrases people have used to find me. Well this time around I guess you could say that things have really come full circle. Yes it’s true, someone actually did a search for the following:

“Beach Bum Search Phrases”

Woo hoo! I love it! I guess some of you out there get just as much of a kick out of looking at these as me. Well good. Here are a few more fun ones to share with you this month:

 ”Make your own beach online” - Hmm, not sure exactly what they are going for here but what is even more strange is that there were actually 5 searches that matched this phrase. Go figure!

“Like it up the bum” - It occurs to me that merely typing that phrase in a post is going to have some affect on my google ranking but oh well, it’s still pretty funny to think that some poor schlub went looking for butt porn and found me instead.

“Beach bum look” - Fashion advice, from a beach bum? Okay, that’s easy. Just get yourself a pair of board shorts and an aloha shirt. Make sure you wear the aloha shirt open, it looks cool that way. You also need to get yourself a good pair of sunglasses. I highly recommend Maui Jim sunglasses! Oh, and don’t forget the mai tai, of course!

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